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CV Questionette

1. What’s your multi?

body architect, portrait artist, triangulator, theoretician of the blatant, fondue guide, traveler

Local?

Greenville, Easley, Clemson.

2. Where were you born? Where should you have been born?

Greenville memorial. I don’t know the second question means.

3. Which COLLECTIVE contributor are you afraid of? Like?

afraid of: Kaitlyn.

4. Dirtiest job?

I worked in a dry cleaner. The dirtiest part was finding things in rich people’s pockets that they are too afraid to take out themselves. One time I found a huge bag of coke. Another I found a dead rat. One time I ate Vietnamese food there, and I didn’t die.

5. Define Chaudy font?

90s gaming system fonts, except I’m secretly in love.

6. What are you wearing? Reading? Eating?

Deep purple cordorroy with grey undertones, channeling Cruella de Vile in a fierce Parisian jacket and gold broach and velour head piece. Reading: Centennial Eating: eggs, duh. EGG

7. Color penchant? How do you spell gr_y?

Designing: yellow, green, grey. Bittersweet meets fuschia in a saturation show-down.

Wearing: yellow, green, grey. Last season’s royal blue.

8. Most failed idea?

Personally: Thesis. Algorithms. Religion. Trying.

9. Software vice?

Microsoft paint, pop-up windows.

10. Most likely to play you in America’s Next Top Model the Movie?

ugh.

Spice & Spice-Girl of choice?

Spice-cilantro.

Spice girl- sporty

11. What did the most beautiful space you’ve ever been in smell like?

Damp sea air, salt and fall.

Sound?

Constant life on a street below

Feel like to the skin?

Sweat-prickling heat, cold smooth concrete on my cheek.

12. Worst client?

Martha Stewart

13. Are you a visionary, poser, scavenger, or a thief?

I resort to thievery when I don’t value the things I need.

Posing during discovery periods.

Visions break intermittently during hibernating/posing phases.

Scavenger always.