1. What’s your multi? muse, graphic artist, hair cutter, cake baker, publisher, portraitist, interior alterator, loquacious barista, redeemer of the banal Local? Clemson, the South
2. Where were you born? Augusta GA Where should you have been born? four weeks later.
3. Which COLLECTIVE contributor are you afraid of? Kelly with a map. Like? Kelly with a bang/everyone when they’re eating.
4. Dirtiest job? laying sod (not dirty, just rather white and puzzling.)
5. Define Chaudy font? Too many fonts. Those, omg look at me I’m a graphic designer circa 1997 fonts.
6. What are you wearing? Jean Cut-offs, something torn, ripped, altered, salvaged, bought with a quarter, grey, volumes. Thin, thrift old man shirts. Reading? The God of Small Things over and over again, Italian rationalist essays, anything Brian posts on our stair wall, sicollective.blogspot. Eating? Beans. Aged Bread. Espresso with Equal parts whole milk frothed in a jar.
7. Color penchant? Acid Yellow, olives, mauves, putties, tone on tone on tone How do you spell gr_y? GREY
8. Most failed idea? (Mine) The Viral Water Bag-Bottle. (Theirs) Wall-to-Wall Carpet.
9. Software vice? Illustrator CS (lines; weight 0.1, sans LiveTrace; praise Jesus)
10. Most likely to play you in America’s Next Top Model the Movie? Janice Dickinson as Tyra, duh. Spice & Spice-Girl of choice? Hungarian Hot Paprika. Scary.
11. What did the most beautiful space you’ve ever been in smell like? Cold, wet dust on concrete being warmed by sunlight. Sound? The hummm of train engines, escalators, and shuffling feet. Feel like to the skin? Immense and distant.
12. Worst client? no clients, just collaborators.
13. Are you a visionary, shape shifter, doer, scavenger, or a thief? scavenger, thief, sometimes idealist.
Andrew Temples andrew@supermanicecreamcollective.com 1108 Tiger Blvd #130 Clemson SC 29631