14.11.09
13.11.09
HappyFriday[the13th]
So, today I came across this large mayonnaise bucket with this cute little caution label attached...yes, dylan, a really large tub of white fatty mayonnaise. Does this warning label make anyone else feel like like jumping in a bucket? I feel like the label kinda fails since it's so cute. Now that I think about it, most caution labels I've witnessed are quite "cutesy."Also...I also found a picture with babies in buckets.BAH
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12.11.09
pwr outage boredom
so a bunch of trees fell down in my neighborhood and knocked over a power line the other night. it was pitch black in my house and i could see nothing without a flashlight. i decided to to sketch all of the technologies in my life that i am semi-dependent on. keep in mind that a) i suck at drawing and b) i was doing this while holding a flashlight with my other hand. I know there are more, but i got tired and went to bed, it was like 8:30 Continue
Face[book] map
We know we're connected. It's so very Collective of us. What's been fascinating me lately is that at any given moment, a screenshot of our Facebooks illustrates this. Our digital identity is literally comprised of each other, proving that we exist as a network rather than as insular selves.
Facebook screenshots taken 11.11.09-12:14am. The strongest connections in this one are Temples' photographs and Casey's B-day. This is just a rough-run. More Facebook immediacy to come [as a series], as well as a cleaned-up system.
Your face[book] will be mapped! Stay organic, folks.
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10.11.09
This just happened, and It's busted. Appropriately enough...
EVERYBODY! DRINK SOME GIN! EAT A BAG OF M&Ms and GO DANCE! IT'S CASEYs BIRTHDAY! All Our Love, the COLLECTIVE. Continue
9.11.09
a ted proposal
We should all join TED so we can see what videos everyone else is watching and share.
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Symphony of Science
I'm sure that all of you area well aware of the autotune craze that has swept YouTube (I'm thinking specifically of Autotune the News: if you haven't seen it, you have a Google date in about five minutes). Via one of the most fantastic, aware individuals that I know, I bring you "Symphony of Science", featuring some of the most beloved scientists (of an astronomical ilk) of the past few decades: Neil deGrasse Tyson, Richard Feynman, Carl Sagan, and, duh, Bill Nye.
As Laura points out, today would have been Carl Sagan's seventy fifth birthday. Rarely has an American scientist been so socially aware (leading the push for nuclear disarmament) or able to popularize his field to such an extent. Last year, I heard an interview with his widow, Ann Druyan, about the "ark of culture" that they had put together (actually, they each left their respective spouses for each other while putting it together, goops) and were sending through space in a gold capsule; a physical record of the existence of man.
How romantic, how fucking incredible is that? Astronomy has never appealed to me, but this is something else: this is bigger.
Here, when he says, "the beauty of a living thing is not the atoms that go into it, but the way those atoms are put together," I cannot help but think of all of you. This is why biology, poetry, and architecture go hand-in-hand: their relationship to form. And that's why I can't help but get a little teary over how amazing all of these things are. Continue
As Laura points out, today would have been Carl Sagan's seventy fifth birthday. Rarely has an American scientist been so socially aware (leading the push for nuclear disarmament) or able to popularize his field to such an extent. Last year, I heard an interview with his widow, Ann Druyan, about the "ark of culture" that they had put together (actually, they each left their respective spouses for each other while putting it together, goops) and were sending through space in a gold capsule; a physical record of the existence of man.
How romantic, how fucking incredible is that? Astronomy has never appealed to me, but this is something else: this is bigger.
Here, when he says, "the beauty of a living thing is not the atoms that go into it, but the way those atoms are put together," I cannot help but think of all of you. This is why biology, poetry, and architecture go hand-in-hand: their relationship to form. And that's why I can't help but get a little teary over how amazing all of these things are. Continue
ode to bug....a long take
this is a bit long but i had quite an entertaining time harassing this strange looking bug with my camera. after i set the camera down, you will see the slow stalking of my camera by the insect. You cannot see the end attack, but i find it all very amusing. Sorry for the music, but i had to do something while i was waiting. I never knew bugs could be vindictive.
ps tried to make it short, but i might have failed....
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ps tried to make it short, but i might have failed....
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CV Lateness/Story of My Life
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>1. What’s your multi? muse, graphic artist, hair cutter, cake baker, publisher, portraitist, interior alterator, loquacious barista, redeemer of the banal Local? Clemson, the South
2. Where were you born? Augusta GA Where should you have been born? four weeks later.
3. Which COLLECTIVE contributor are you afraid of? Kelly with a map. Like? Kelly with a bang/everyone when they’re eating.
4. Dirtiest job? laying sod (not dirty, just rather white and puzzling.)
5. Define Chaudy font? Too many fonts. Those, omg look at me I’m a graphic designer circa 1997 fonts.
6. What are you wearing? Jean Cut-offs, something torn, ripped, altered, salvaged, bought with a quarter, grey, volumes. Thin, thrift old man shirts. Reading? The God of Small Things over and over again, Italian rationalist essays, anything Brian posts on our stair wall, sicollective.blogspot. Eating? Beans. Aged Bread. Espresso with Equal parts whole milk frothed in a jar.
7. Color penchant? Acid Yellow, olives, mauves, putties, tone on tone on tone How do you spell gr_y? GREY
8. Most failed idea? (Mine) The Viral Water Bag-Bottle. (Theirs) Wall-to-Wall Carpet.
9. Software vice? Illustrator CS (lines; weight 0.1, sans LiveTrace; praise Jesus)
10. Most likely to play you in America’s Next Top Model the Movie? Janice Dickinson as Tyra, duh. Spice & Spice-Girl of choice? Hungarian Hot Paprika. Scary.
11. What did the most beautiful space you’ve ever been in smell like? Cold, wet dust on concrete being warmed by sunlight. Sound? The hummm of train engines, escalators, and shuffling feet. Feel like to the skin? Immense and distant.
12. Worst client? no clients, just collaborators.
13. Are you a visionary, shape shifter, doer, scavenger, or a thief? scavenger, thief, sometimes idealist.
Andrew Temples andrew@supermanicecreamcollective.com 1108 Tiger Blvd #130 Clemson SC 29631
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